we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
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gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
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I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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