went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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