If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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