I wanna bring you to show and tell
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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