The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
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