Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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