Do vagina's smell?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
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I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
porn star boner night. come get it.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
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You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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