Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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