are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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