Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
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it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
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Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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