so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
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I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
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Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
as a side note pls kill me
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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