i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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