Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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