My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Damn victory sex feels great
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