I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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