walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
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Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
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there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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