I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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