i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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