i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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