I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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