You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
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I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
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Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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