when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
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Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
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Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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