? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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