Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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