She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
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There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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