No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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