omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
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Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
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Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I think my moral compass just broke
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