Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
My hand turned me down
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
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Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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