it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
