He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Randomize