it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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