two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
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Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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