At least make sure they are 18
Why
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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