I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
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I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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