I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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