Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
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This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
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I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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