you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
He shit in the fireplace
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