The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
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She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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