dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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