THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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