The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
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You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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