How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
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The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
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I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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