It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Randomize
