some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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