i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i will never coherently bang her
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
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There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
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Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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