well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
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By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
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Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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