Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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