Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
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i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
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Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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