What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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