he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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