careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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