I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
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Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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