Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
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If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
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Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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