Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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