when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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