I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
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Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
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There's a naked man in my car right now.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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